Friday, October 10, 2008
Heepsman To Be Or Not To Be. (not to be)
Once upon a time in a land far far far from wherever you are lived a mansheep...yes, one of those...he was half man half sheep if you haven't already guessed. This mansheep was named Heepsman...He was ruler of all the land in this far far far away place. Nobody really liked him, but they had to pretend or he would eat them. One cold winter morning Heepsman was sleeping away when he heard a cry. He didn't pay very much attention to it, but it wouldn't stop so he charged towards the voice to his surprise there was a human...no one ever suspected a full human to come to this far far far away place...this human however wasn't crying...he was laughing. All the half human half animal creatures were running around and playing around with this man. His name was Billy Bob Joe. Billy Bob Joe was rather entertained with these creatures...now most people would be terrified, but no not Billy Bob Joe. Billy grew to love these creatures. So he decided to stay with them for as long as they would allow him. All the creatures started to love him so much they actually wanted him to be king. Heepsman got too furious with all this he planned an attack, a killing, kidnapping anything he could to keep Billy from taking his spot. He told himself no human could last here, but when he seen how things were going he began to think he was wrong. Two months had passed and Billy was still there. Heepsman couldn't take anymore he was about to explode. See in this place anger killed these creatures. The more angry they were the sicker they got. Heepsman himself was getting sick but he could outlast the rest because he was mighty. One day he walks up to Billy and says "hey, i've seen you around for quiet someday, you see I'm king of all this land." Billy replies, "I've heard, it's nice to meet you." Heepsman doesn't take that he is too angry to make friends. In his head he's thinking I need to be nice, bring him over my place and lock him up. So he invites him over to his lair. Billy says "I would really love to come but I have plans with all the other creatures. Heepsman gets so angry he falls over and dies. Billy becoms king of all the land and they hang Heepsman on a tree with targets because they hated him. THE END.
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ooohhh gurly!! i so copied that from the web nahm sayin?? i ain't fixin to make up no kind of story!! hehehe but datz funny, i didn't even realize that the names were yallz lol (: and good luck with all ur plans!!
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